first rate third world

i am writing a term paper on moronic people who use listservs 
to attain information about things they're too lazy to do 
research on. any info you can send me would save me a trip to 
the library, where i might actually learn something. thanks 
for keeping me fat!

i have just arrived on a very strange planet. babbling in 
various incoherent languages under the guise of english and 
french give rise to a million plays of light on angry water. 
kapitan fucking ahab, mad whale, your bratty sister, all of 
you insane, the corpuscules of light burst, pus-bile light 
everyplace. 

who are deleuze and guattari?